WHAT IS THIS? WHY ARE THESE NOT ALREADY IN MY LIFE? OMG think of the epic battles I could have, pitting the cookie dinosaurs against one another. And then I’ll have them all kiss and make up and be friends. AND THEN I WILL EAT THEM! HAHAHAH!
I NEED THESE
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Hollaback Boy | Cobra Starship
UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK
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g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:
i didn’t know this show had robots????
somebody already stole my joke wow
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ugh I’m out of paprika though, do you think it still would be good without it??
Aahahah yes actually, I don’t have any paprika so I left it out.
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WOW BOOKMARKING THIS RECIPE
Mastering vegan junk food extremely quickly. Not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.
Just whipped up some nooch “queso”, mixed it with a can of refried beans, and am slowly devouring that with an entire bag of Fritos.
somebody go grocery shopping with me that sounds fun right

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For all you tattoo bashers out there.
Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.
This.
The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.
I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified.
Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”
Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.”bless this post.
Now if only there were a post about hair colors like pink and green and purple. Because it’s the same damn thing. I get more people smiling and complementing me with neon hair as a sales person than thos who shame me. Yet it’s hard to get hired with the hair in the first place.
I’m glad to see this. I wore a necklace to my aunt’s house for Mother’s Day that was a sparrow. My family was asking me if it’s a tattoo and they were all glad that it wasn’t. My aunt proceeded to tell me that tattoos make you white trash even if you drive a mustang and have a lot of money—she was talking about her son. He has two tattoos and says he regrets them a lot.
But seriously, I really want tattoos. I’d get a full sleeve just to piss my family off. I’m really looking forward to my tattoos.
Hilarious anon. You don’t SEE businessmen covered in tattoos and piercings because they’re wearing fucking suits. We have tons of lawyer-type clients who are completely covered from ankle to wrist to collarbone, but YOU’D never know it because everybody looks “professional” in a suit.